NORTHEAST
- CATHOLIC UNIVERSITY PROFESSOR MISSING: Father
John Fitzgerald, 46, an English Professor at the Catholic University of
America, Michigan Avenue, N.E., was last seen leaving for his nightly walk
earlier this week. He was known to often take a variety of routes for his
stroll, making retracting his actions that
night difficult for police, as
he was not a man of routine habit.
He
is now legally considered a Missing Person.
CUA
students officially went home this week for Christmas break. College will
being Spring Session in Mid-January.
NORTHEAST - FBI
ON OFFENSIVE IN 'CYBER WAR,' Raiding Hackers' Homes: Federal Bureau of
Investigation Cybercrime agents raided yet another private home last week that was the main
base of operations for a local, small but pernicious group of
Hackers.
Federal
agents took into custody a renegade hacker that uses the handle
"Magic Disillusion" on the internet, after catching them
attempting to hack into the American Express Corporate account database
and create a false unlimited corporate charge card for themselves. The
hacker's real identity is being kept secret for the moment, but sources
say agents arrested a total
of seven persons, either roommates, friends or fellow conspirators
involved with the prime party involved. Two others are still outstanding,
and warrants are active calling for their arrest. Officers have not
specified which of the group arrested are actually charged with malicious
hacking and which are being detained merely for questioning.
The FBI says it pursues hacker
cases to discourage kids from turning to more serious computer crimes. "We've had lots of cases
where the same techniques were used to steal credit card information where
the hackers can then go and use the credit cards to purchase goods,"
said FBI agent Michael
Vatis.
Hacking into Web sites is a
felony that carries a maximum punishment of five years in jail and a
$250,000 fine.
BALTIMORE,
MD - TWO LOCAL DJ'S REPORTED MISSING - POSSIBLE ARSON
INVOLVED: Baltimore City Fire
Department staff were called to respond to a 2-Alarm blaze that razed to
the ground an inner city row house that was home to local Web of Night
North DJ GeMiN][. The residence was gutted by fire, but no body was
recovered from the scene. In addition, a co-worker has also been reported
missing the same week,
DJ Ice Queen, aka Emma Frost. Frost and Gemini (legal name unknown) were
both reported as missing for work by Web of Night North manager Gary
Miller, and 48 hours later both are officially missing persons. Anyone
with information leading to their fates is urged to call Baltimore Police
at (410) 555-5800.
CHINATOWN, NE -
RESIDENTS CLAIM WINGED MAN TERRORIZES NEIGHBORHOOD:
Local residents of DC's Chinatown (primarily 7th & G Streets, NE, and
East of there) called police to report that they saw a dark winged, Asian-featured,
dark skinned man in a violent, bloody fight with an unidentified person on the
sidewalk around 5th Street, NE last night. Sources
cannot seem to recall much of the other assailant. Locals insist the man
had large black wings, and that the other person without them slew the
winged man, who fell to Earth. No further information is available at this
time.
NORTHWEST
- TEXAS MODEL COMES CLEAN, MAKES NEW LIFE IN THE CAPITAL: Former
Cassidy Brennon Models' star pupil, Jaymes Lovier, has apparently cleared
his name of any wrongdoing in the tragic death of his mentor, Cassidy
Brennon. A little over a month ago, his sponsor was killed in a freak
automobile accident outside their hotel while in Washington on
business.
Lovier
has decided to stay in the area, and is fast establishing himself in the
community. Sources say he was recently offered a quite lucrative slot in
the Abercrombie & Fitch print ads stable through Capitol Casting.
Additionally, he has occasionally been seen around town in such varied
night spots as Web of Night and the Phantasm, the latter frequently taking
in Aki Oshii's torch singer performances of late.
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San
Jose Hi-Tech Fire Kills 10 |
SAN
JOSE, CALIFORNIA—A sudden electrical fire at Virtual Solutions,
a Silicon Valley research firm specializing in computer
applications, today claimed the lives of 10 of its employees.
Local arson investigators were at a loss to explain how multiple
electrical fires could spontaneously occur in the same building.
According
to company records and emails, the CEO was attempting to develop a
"virtual chatroom" to link all of the company’s
computers with an undisclosed server outside the United States. An
electrical fluctuation allegedly caused several fires throughout
the building, which then spread throughout the facility in
seconds. Special consultants from the National Security Agency are
set to arrive later this week to examine "new angles" in
the investigation.
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Miami
Woman Sues ‘Orgy of Blood’ Cult |
MIAMI,
FLORIDA—Local resident Laetitia Hawkins has retained counsel
against alternative-faith ministry the Typhonic
Temple of Illumination. According to her lawyer, Hawkins plans to
testify that she was being groomed for advancement in the
temple’s hierarchy, but once she found that its members indulged
in practices of dubious legality (key to the affidavit is an
"orgy of blood"), she asked to withdraw from the
organization. Shortly thereafter, its members detained her and
physically assaulted her. |
Detroit
City Councilman Shot and Killed by Police |
DETROIT,
MICHIGAN—City Councilman Leonard Dates was shot and killed
today, after a stand-off with police at radio station WKNN. Dates
had taken captives and hijacked the station’s broadcast,
demanding that he be allowed to read the biblical Book of
Revelation on the air. Dates insisted that Judgment Day had come
and that people’s souls would be claimed by the Devil’s
"monsters." |
INTERNATIONAL
NEWS
Israel
Names Cult As Tulkarm Target |
JERUSALEM,
ISRAEL—An Israeli Defense Force spokesman today named a
previously unknown religious sect called "the Amkhat" as
the target of recent incursions into Tulkarm and other West Bank
towns.
An
IDF dossier released to the press accuses this cult of a wide
variety of outrages, from terrorist activities to ritual
cannibalism. Palestinian Authority representatives called the
Israeli claims inflammatory, but insiders whisper that the
Authority has been trying to root out Amkhat for some time.
Meanwhile, Egypt announced that it was withdrawing its support
from the current round of peace talks, citing the Tulkarm
incursions and "Israeli fabrications."
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Immigrants
Killed by Satanic Cult in Germany |
BONN,
GERMANY — Local police responding to a disturbance in the
city’s warehouse district this morning discovered the bodies of
23 immigrant workers slain in what one police spokesperson
described as a "violent Satanic ritual." All of the
victims were arranged according to a complex pattern laid in chalk
across the floor of an abandoned storage facility, and according
to forensics
reports, all of them were killed within moments of one another.
Sources within the police department revealed that a ragged hole
approximately three meters across appears to have been burnt
through the roof of the structure directly over the ritual site,
but refused to speculate on the cause. The perpetrators remain at
large. |
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