NORTHEAST
- FASHION FÊTE ENDS IN BRAWL: Vogue
fashion model Angelique D'Aubigne, from Anguilla
Island, hosted an extensive private holiday soirée on Halloween evening
at the newly refurbished Orpheum Theater in Northeast. During the course
of the evening, guests were treated to a full spread of finger food and
drink, and free reign of the theater's first floor, magnificently
restored to period.
Goth
musician Loki provided a live mini-concert at the party. His set included
Bela Lugosi Is Dead (Bauhaus), Darkness Of The Soul (Whispering), Please,
Kill Me, Self Control (Laura Brannigan), Voices, and a new single, Death,
Inc.
Supposedly
Meghan Ambrose was to appear in person to plug her new album, "The
12th
Night", but only Gabrielle Wildwood was seen with him that
party-goers were aware of, arguing after the singer performed a
horrifically realistic faking of his own death on stage as a prank during
one of his more morbid numbers.
At
about this time, another prank gone very wrong occurred at the party. 2
beings burst through the front of the theater: one seemingly male, in
glistening black armor, astride a horrific black lizard-like dragon; the
other, female, golden flowing hair entwined with
ribbons and flowers, astride a Pegasus. Behind them shambled robed, scaly
figures armed with ancient siege weapons, the leader bearing a banner
standard in an unknown language. Several patrons were too frightened by
the realism of the display and vacated in terror. A third man, already at
the party, one of three dressed as Death, was assaulting patrons with his
scythe as well.
The
dragon rider appeared to beat the hostess to death, blood and viscera
spewing from the scene inside the theater proper. The second rider merely
circled and guarded the antics of the first, then when the hostess seemed
vanquished, scooped up her broken body and rode with it on the white
winged steed out into the night.
Unlike
Loki's performance, this death was not soothed by a disclaimer soon
afterwards. Eventually, sensing that this may have not been a prank,
police were summoned and the party ended. Several witnesses give varied
reports of the chain of events. It has not yet been determined whether
this was indeed another elaborate Halloween prank, a publicity stunt to
gain notoriety for the freshman model, or indeed some manner of bizarre
crime.
NORTHEAST
- Elderly Chinatown Restaurant
Owner Missing: The
owner of the Good Fortune Tea Shop, Mingsu Lo Cho, 66, was last seen running
the late shift alone in his restaurant in Chinatown. He never returned
home from work that night. There were no signs of struggle in the shop,
and it was locked up for the evening. Police have no leads at this time.
SOUTHWEST
- GEORGETOWN - MAGIC SHOP LOSES ITS SPARKLE:
DCFD
reports that
vandals set fire to a newly opened curio bookshop on M Street earlier this
week. "The Magic Shop," a bookstore and new age and occult style
store, was destroyed in the blaze, and most or all of her inventory with
it. The owners are currently settling insurance claims and have not said
whether the shop will ever reopen.
NORTHWEST
- GOLDBERG'S VICTIM IDENTIFIED:
Back on Friday, September 12th, witnesses at Goldberg's Eatery on 15th and K Streets, NW reported a violent
disturbance. While details are still sketchy, most say that several gunshots, as well as screams and raised voices were heard. As of yet, no one has been found to have visually witnessed the events, and the police have declined to comment on the mystery at every turn. It has been confirmed that there was
at least one death, and at least one other suspect at the scene was taken
into custody and later released. Their identity is being withheld as the
third party is said to be a minor. The
victim at the scene was a
Hispanic male in his 20's, who thus far has only been identified as
"Sergio", no known last name. His body was covered in numerous
scars, gang markings, and tattoos written in Spanish of a profoundly
religious nature. No next of kin has been located as of yet. His cause of
death has not been confirmed but sources say it was, strangely, not by
gunshot wounds. There were signs of electrocution on the corpse. No further information has been forthcoming
at this time.
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SOUTHWEST - SOCIAL COLUMN:
While Loki's latest conquest, financial debutante
Emeritus Ashley Peterson, and he have been spotted around town once or
twice since their first hook up in Web of Night, sources say the couple
are already on the brink of being history. Several onlookers reported
having seen the Trickster God and on-again, off-again steady playmate,
Gabby Wildwood, having dinner in the new "blue-collar trendy"
Black Iron Restaurant, where Ms. Peterson, unaware of their presence,
also showed up earlier this week.  While
the interaction between them was civil enough, it was said that Loki at
one point got up and went to talk to Ms. Peterson at great length. The
conversation was rather animated, with both parties glancing back at
Wildwood from time to time. At one point, Ms. Peterson rose from her
table, and planted a very passionate kiss right on Loki's mouth, in full
view of everyone, then excused herself to the restrooms. Onlookers say
Ms. Wildwood
did not look pleased about this at all. Loki returned to his table, as
did Ms. Peterson minutes later, and continued their respective
dinners. After
Loki and Ms. Wildwood finished theirs, Loki returned to Ms. Peterson's
table and continued a conversation, equally animated and heated at
times, until Ms. Wildwood joined them at the end of their meal. Several
witnesses say
that the exchange was superficially
friendly but tense, and Ms. Wildwood departed, commenting something that
was said to have sounded like, "...(something garbled) I'd have
told her we F____ed earlier," and then walked out on the couple.
Ms. Peterson soon stormed out, after paying her bill, with Loki apologetically
in pursuit.
REGIONAL NEWS

Local
- Daily Press, Hampton Roads - Earthquake at 4.5 hits region from MD. to
NC: A minor earthquake centered just
west of Richmond was felt from Baltimore, Md., to Greenville, N.C., on
Tuesday afternoon with the power to shake pictures off walls and rattle
windows but not enough force to cause any significant
damage. The 4.5 magnitude tremor started at 3:59 p.m. and lasted for
about 25 to 30 seconds, according to geophysicists at the U.S.
Geological Survey in Reston. It was centered about 28 miles west of
Richmond and 104 miles south-southwest of Washington and was shallow,
about three miles below the Earth's surface, officials said.
NATIONAL NEWS
NASA
Calls New ‘Red Star’ a Comet |
CAPE
CANAVERAL, FLORIDA—The National Aeronautics
and Space Administration (NASA) today issued a press release
regarding the appearance of Stellar Object #2001KX76, the
tabloid-dubbed "Red Star" that recently became visible
to the naked eye. The press release stated that details were still
"admittedly inconclusive," but that the object is more
likely to be a comet than a self-sustained radiant object. |
Dead
Man in Wheat Field Was Pro-Life Extremist |
WICHITA,
KANSAS—Police are still investigating the
murder of Wendell Delburton, whose body was discovered Saturday in
a wheat field outside Wichita. Delburton, a traveler with no fixed
address, was impaled through the throat with some kind of stabbing
implement. Police say that Delburton was a former Marine and
pro-life activist, and that the killing may be related to claims
that he had been involved in attacks on abortion clinics in 1997.
Anyone with more information on Delburton’s activities is urged
to contact the FBI. |
INTERNATIONAL
NEWS
Israeli
Incursion in West Bank Kills 24 |
TULKARM,
WEST BANK—Violence continued in the Middle East today, as
Israeli military forces sought
Palestinian resistance fighters in the West Bank town of Tulkarm.
Israeli attack helicopters fired rockets at several cars believed
to carry senior leaders of the resistance, killing seven and
injuring 46, while Israeli troops opened fire on protestors during
house-to-house searches, killing 17 and wounding as many as 35.
Palestinian authorities decry the attacks as "completely
unprovoked," while Israeli military officials insist that the
Palestinians are harboring terrorists. |
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