NORTHWEST
- CAR FIRE KILLS 1, INJURES 2 MORE: DC
Fire personnel were called to respond to a car accident outside the
Georgetown Hilton earlier this week after the vehicle that was initially
struck caught on fire.
Cassidy
Brennon, owner of the Cassidy Brennon (Modeling) Agency in Amarillo,
Texas, had rented a Buick sedan for a business trip to Washington, DC.
Mr. Brennon was sitting in his rental car at a stop sign right outside
the Hilton when
he was rear-ended by Ms. Carol Forbes's SUV. Ms. Forbes and her teenaged
son had exited her vehicle to survey the damage and phone for help, when
the gas tank on the Buick ruptured and caught fire, consuming the sedan
almost immediately, with Mr. Brennon trapped inside, his seatbelt
seemingly stuck. The heat and smoke from the fire was too intense for
the Forbes's to be able to attempt a rescue. Fire Department personnel
did not arrive in time to save Mr. Brennon. His identity was only
possibly through tracing the tags on the rental car and descriptions
from Kenneth Forbes, as the body was destroyed beyond identification.
Brennon
and one of his Agency models, a Mr. Jaymes Lovier, 19, of Canyon, Texas,
had been staying in the Hilton in front of which the car was hit. The
desk clerk at the Hilton states that Mr. Lovier may have panicked or
been distraught with the news of the accident, and grabbed his and Mr.
Brennon's belongings and left the Hotel for parts unknown.
Police
are looking for Lovier at this time, but only to question him for follow-up
and closure on the case. Mr. Lovier is not a suspect in any wrongdoing
associated with the death of Mr. Brennon, and DCPD hopes he is still in
City limits and will come forward voluntarily. Ms. Forbes was charged
with failure to stop and involuntary manslaughter, and will be arraigned
next week.
NORTHEAST -
FETISH CLUB STAFF ASSAULT PATRON, POSSIBLY KILLING HIM: Police
responded to an initial 9-1-1 call from the bartender of a local sado-masochistic
fetish club called "Bound", near the Black Cat in NW DC last
night, following up a report of an
unruly and disruptive patron, possibly a PCP or Crack addict. By the
time officers arrived, the man exhibited no vital signs whatsoever, and
thinking him deceased, paramedics were called to back them up. Two of
the club's bouncers were arrested, though they were released later the
next day with no charges filed.
EMT's
who took the body away in an ambulance radioed DC General Hospital and
DCPD that they were under attack. A DCPD Squad car had been following
the ambulance and immediately pulled over when the ambulance swerved to
the curb and the patient area began rocking violently. Officers
approached the vehicle, one on each side, as there were smashing sounds
in the front cab. The officers were shocked to discover the supposedly
dead man assaulting the EMT's, one of which was dead in the gurney area,
and another of which was smashed through the windshield of the
ambulance. The third EMT escaped with minor injuries. The man attempted
to evade police, then attacked them and was shot and killed. He had no
identification on him, and the body seemed to immediately collapse into
an advanced state of decay. It is currently being held in the John Doe
vault at the Coroner's Office, 3rd Precinct.
"Bound"
closed its doors for two weeks after the incident. No further
information is available at this time.
SOUTHWEST
- ANOTHER HOMELESS WOMAN ABDUCTED:
DCPD were summoned by a pay phone
tip that "Raggedy Annie", a well-known veteran panhandler who
frequented the Foggy Bottom Metro station, was said to have been
kidnapped a few days ago by an unidentified man. This makes
approximately the 8-10th such reported kidnapping in recent weeks,
sparking off rumors of a serial killer, vigilante-ism, or a fellow
homeless person with very serious mental illness.
WORLD NEWS
Mt.
Etna Erupts Without a Trace |
SICILY,
ITALY—Europe’s principle active volcano today baffled
geologists when Mt. Etna, located near Catania on the east coast
of Sicily, erupted without leaving a trace of residue. Several
weather satellites and local citizens with video cameras recorded
a plume of ash sprouting from the vent of the volcano throughout
the day. The expected rain of ash, however, did not materialize,
and the Italian National Geological Council reported none of the
accompanying tremors typical of an eruption. |
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NORTHEAST -
UPCOMING YOUNG FASHION MODEL HOSTS HALLOWEEN
FÊTE - LOKI TO PERFORM FOR PRIVATE PARTY: Up
and coming Vogue fashion model Angelique D'Aubigne, recently of Anguilla
Island in the Caribbean, is throwing a private but apparently still
well-publicized Samhain (Halloween) masquerade soirée tonight at her
new digs in NorthEastern DC. D'Aubigne bought and recently paid to
restore the dilapidated theater "The Orpheum," much to the
delight of urban revitalizationists in the neighborhood, which was torn
apart by the race riots of the 1960's. Many of Washington's
entertainment elite are thought to be attending, with a private
performance by British musician "Loki" and appearances by his
new protégé, Meghan Ambrose to promote her album, "The 12th
Night." Several performers and staff from Jazz Club "The
Phantasm" are also said to be attending, as well as members of the
media.
150-Year-Old
Man Seen at London Soiree |
LONDON,
ENGLAND -- Page two of the Times "Society" section
today featured a photograph taken at a recent black-tie dinner
held by London’s historic Taurus Club. Identified as present in
the photograph was none other than Mr. Eric Baring-Gould -- a man
missing and presumed dead since the winter of 1880. |
NORTHERN VIRGINIA - NEW SCOTTISH TAVERN
OPENS IN OLD McLEAN: MacAlister's,
a new authentic Scottish and Celtic themed Pub located off Old Dominion
Drive in McLean, VA, will be holding its grand opening in December, just
in time for the holiday season. See the Weekender section of the Post
for Schedule of Events and discount coupons for opening week.
Pop
Star Has ‘Nothing to Sing’ |
LOS
ANGELES, CALIFORNIA—A concert headlined by the LA-based band
Winter Solstice ended prematurely last night when the lead singer,
Tyria Winter, stopped mid-song, mumbled, "I have nothing to
sing," and stumbled offstage. A spokesman for the band today
cited "nervous exhaustion." |
NORTHWEST -
AMBASSADOR'S DAUGHTER MAKES ZOO DONATION,
ABANDONS DANCE CAREER: Britain's Lady Helen Fairfield
recently donated a tiger cub to the National Zoo. It was given to her by a friend of
her diplomat father, from the Middle East. Its name is "Scrumdiddlyumcious,"
or "Rummy" for short. Rummy was dropped off at the
Embassy, where she and her cousin Jamison currently reside. Unable to
care for the cub, Lady Helen respectfully declined the gift and gave him
a more appropriate home where all can enjoy him.
Lady
Helen has also made it known that she is very unlikely to
be able to dance ever again, due to severe tendon damage in her already
previously injured ankle. She has just returned to DC from a trip to London (to see a specialist) and then Paris (for
some therapeutic shopping, courtesy of Jamison Fairfield). She has made
no statements as to the cause of her injury.
NATIONAL NEWS
Boston
Mom Says Daughter ‘Taken by Angel’ |
BOSTON,
MASSACHUSETTS—Six-year-old Valerie Mason has been missing
for the last 72 hours, after allegedly being abducted during
church services in suburban Boston. "She ran into the vestry
during Mass," said 26-year-old single
mother Anna Mason, "and I chased after her to stop her."
Ms. Mason then related that an "angel" flew in through a
stained glass window to "take her little girl to
Heaven." Ms. Mason has refused to answer any further
questions from police, claiming that Valerie is "with the
angels now." Search for the missing child continues. The
mother has been admitted to Harborview Psychiatric Facility for
psychological evaluation. |
‘Three-Eyed
Prophet’ Seen in San Francisco |
SAN
FRANCISCO, CALIFORNIA—Weekend concert-goers at
a music festival reported seeing an itinerant prophet who promised
“salvation for the children of Seth and Cain” for those who
accepted the “path of Golconda.” According to witnesses, the
prophet had a third eye in the center of her forehead, as well as
hands that wept blood from stigmata that appeared as she extolled
onlookers to “accept the path.” |
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